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Gazillion Bubble Hurricane Machine

$14.99


- Portable high output bubble machine

There’s no questioning the fact that little ones, toddlers, and just about everyone will find bubbles absolutely fascinating and enchanting, and once the Funrise Gazillion Bubble Machine is ready and shooting out as many as 500 bubbles a minute, it’s very easy to see why young children are so wild about it!

The Fed’s serial bubble machine has not only bestowed massive speculative windfalls on the 1%, but it has also fostered a noxious culture of plunder and entitlement in the gambling casinos of Wall Street. After each thundering sell-off during the bust phase, crony capitalist gamblers have been gifted with ill-gotten windfalls during the Fed’s subsequent maniacal money printing spree.

Lightweight, portable bubble machine designed for larger areas

Usable novelty items
 
Items that can be used for fun and don't cause functional effects. Decorative furniture not included.
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Even though it’s recommended for young kids, the Gazillion Bubble Machine is ideal for picnics, parties, playdates or perhaps even for special celebrations like weddings, birthdays and baby showers!

“…The Fed’s serial bubble machine has not only bestowed massive speculative windfalls on the 1%, but it has also fostered a noxious culture of plunder and entitlement in the gambling casinos of Wall Street. After each thundering sell-off during the bust phase, crony capitalist gamblers have been gifted with ill-gotten windfalls during the Fed’s subsequent maniacal money printing spree”: